chessys:

just a bitch who loves documentaries

girldagger:

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

spacedijks:

me, speaking to a man i have just met and barely talked to who hasn’t done anything particularly offensive yet: you’re on thin ice, pal.

junkyardjungle:

i’m an introvert but i’m extra

etrogim:

no offense but it doesn’t feel cool or fun or edgy to be lonely and bitter all the time and i’m really looking forward to loving and being loved

willynylanders:

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

nicollekidman:

me, laying facedown on the floor: i wouldn’t feel like this if i had ten new lipsticks 

twogami:

pink is the best color. like sign me up i will literally take pink anything. if i had to choose between regular clear water and pink water with no context i would drink the pink water no questions asked just glug glug glug drinking that sweet mysterious bubblegum tinted liquid 

bpdgoner:

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

honeyfawns:

are you a peach or cherry person ? ice coffee or ice tea ? sleeping in or waking up early ? lipstick or lipgloss person ? daydreamer or planner ?