intjwoo:

Stereotype ENTJ: Dominant. Efficient. Strategic and ideal leaders.

Real ENTJ: One of the few people able to actually physically frown, don’t understand how they’re “scary”

Stereotype INTJ: Evil masterminds. Smarter than you. Are the superior beings.

Real INTJ: Misplaces anything that isn’t physically attached to them, no longer able to recognize when they’re being sarcastic or serious

Stereotype ENTP: Quickest thinkers you’ll ever meet. Witty. Intellectual masters of debate.

Real ENTP: Used memes so much that they became one and are accepting of this fact, catchphrase is some version of “Well, actually–”

Stereotype INTP: In possession of more knowledge than the Internet. Reclusive geniuses. Know all, are humble.

Real INTP: Sexually attracted to science, volunteer plethora of useless facts every hour, zero spatial and social awareness

Stereotype ENFJ: Kind. Loving. Hearts of gold and wills of steel.

Real ENFJ: Will replace your mother and be okay with that, judge being judgemental of judging judgemental judgments

Stereotype INFJ: Mysterious and tricky to get to know. More unique than anyone you’ve ever met.

Real INFJ: One way or another, embarrass themselves every single day, somehow, consistently

Stereotype ENFP: Full of life and love. Passionate lover. Always fighting for a cause.

Real ENFP: Blink abnormally fast and probably should not drink coffee ever, have to make conscious effort to not smile, should take more things more seriously

Stereotype INFP: Gifted with emotional intelligence. Spiritual and believes in the soul, the natural course of the world, and love.

Real INFP: Really good at laughing at themselves which is necessary because they f*ck up constantly

Stereotype ESTJ: Intelligent. Dependable. Productive and competent. Forward-thinkers.

Real ESTJ: Remind teachers about homework distribution and collection every single day of the week, get off on educational videos

Stereotype ISTJ: Rule-followers. Responsible. Duty drives their perfection.

Real ISTJ: Sometimes sleep over 12 cumulative hours in a day

Stereotype ESTP: Daredevil. Live life on the edge. Famous and popular.

Real ESTP: 100% of decision-making is weighing the pros, ignoring the cons, and shrugging, then doing whatever stupid thing they got dared to do

Stereotype ISTP: Cool as hell. Detached and indifferent. Smart tinkerers.

Real ISTP: Won “Most Stubborn and Silent” for Senior Superlative page in high school yearbook

Stereotype ESFJ: Genuine and affectionate. Would take care of a sick stranger if needed. Make friends everywhere they go.

Real ESFJ: Value self-worth based on quality of and feedback for homemade baked goods, the holiday season is their life source

Stereotype ISFJ: Sweet. Innocent. Fragile and caring hearts who love their friends.

Real ISFJ: Hate conflict so much that they get second-hand anxiety from watching cliché emotional plot twist movies

Stereotype ESFP: Epitome of style and fashion. Impossibly cool. At every party and loved by everyone.

Real ESFP: Physically CANNOT stop making noises and fidgeting, all storage on their phones is taken up by hundreds of selfies in various poses

Stereotype ISFP: Exceptional artists. Emotionally deep. Humanitarians and always helping the planet.

Real ISFP: Just want to become trees, don’t get why people can’t just love one another, f*cking hippies

of-padfoots-and-moonys:

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yo-why-am-i-here:

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istp

• “stay over”
  
• “you might like this”
  
• “i was just in the neighborhood”
  

estp

• “i want you to be happy”
  
• “you look like you could use a hug”
  
• “i’ll wait”

isfp

• “you didn’t have to ask”
  
• “i’ll meet you halfway”
  
• “i’ll be here when you’re ready”
  

esfp

• “i saw this and thought of you”
  
• “i’m worried about you”
  
• “i like your laugh”
  

istj

• “don’t worry about me”
  
• “i’m proud of you”
  
• “that’s okay, i bought two”
  

estj

• “you should take a break - you work too hard”
  
• “take my jacket, it’s cold outside”
  
• “you’re important too”
  

isfj

• “i made this for you”
  
• “we can share”
  
• “i don’t mind”
  

esfj

• “it reminded me of you”
  
• “i made your favourite”
  
• “i want you to have this”
  

infp

• “listen to this song - it reminded me of you”
  
• “i’m happy you’re here”
  
• “i saved you a piece”
  

enfp

• “well what do you want to do?”
  
• “i picked these for you”
  
• “stay there, i’ll come get you”
  

infj

• “you dont have to say anything”
  
• “i’ll help you study”
  
• “i noticed”
  

enfj

• “do you need any help with that?”
  
• “call me if you need anything”
  
• “it’s no bother”
  

intp

• “i’ll do it for you”
  
• “i really want your opinion on something”
  
• “wow”
  

entp

• “you can have the last slice”
  
• “what do you want to watch?”
  
• “do you want to come too?”
  

intj

• “is there anything i can do to help?”
  
• “it’s okay, i couldn’t sleep anyways”
  
• “take mine”
  

entj

• “i appreciate what you do for me”
  
• “you just made my day”
  
• “we’ll figure it out”
  

offensive-mbti:

LOUD BITCHES: ENFP, ESFP, ESFJ, ENFJ 

BASIC BITCHES: ISFJ, ISTJ

WHINY LITTLE BITCH: INFP

BAD BITCHES: ENTP, ISTP, ESTP

SECRETLY A BITCH: INFJ, INTP, ISFP

ACTUAL BITCHES: INTJ, ENTJ, ESTJ

karotousen:

Based on stereotypes, duh.

INTP: Absent-Minded Professor, Erudite Stoner, Gadgeteer Genius, Reluctant Mad Scientist, This Is Your Brain On Evil

INFP: The Anti-Nihilist, Byronic Hero, Because You Were Nice to Me, The Dark Side Will Make You Forget, Not-So-Harmless Villain

ISTJ: The Reliable One, Unfazed Everyman, Cloudcuckoolander’s Minder, Loyal to the Position, Obstructive Bureaucrat

ISFJ: Yamato Nadeshiko, Humble Hero, Tranquil Fury, Churchgoing Villain, Love Makes You Evil

ENFJ: The Paragon, The Chooser of the One, Warrior Therapist, Soap Box Sadie, Psycho Psychologist

ENTJ: The Leader, Cultured Badass, Seme, The Corrupter, Visionary Villain

ESTP: Determinator, Ace Pilot, Da Editor, Blood Knight, Corrupt Bureaucrat

ESFP: Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, Plucky Office Girl, Obfuscating Stupidity, Hidden Depths, The Ophelia

INTJ: The Spock, Tin Man, Aloof Big Brother, The Chessmaster, Evilutionary Biologist

INFJ: Hurting Hero, Hermit Guru, Zen Survivor, Living Emotional Crutch, Knight Templar

ISTP: Warrior Poet, Street Samurai, The Hunter, Because I’m Good At It, Then Let Me Be Evil

ISFP: All-Loving Hero, Hero’s Muse, Determined Defeatist, Granola Girl, Mad Artist

ESTJ: The Captain, The Ace, Nerves of Steel, Corrupt Corporate Executive, Egomaniac Hunter

ESFJ: Crusading Lawyer, The Social Expert, A Father to his Men, Nerd Nanny, Evil Matriarch

ENTP: Bunny-Ears Lawyer, Trickster Mentor, Knowledge Broker, Cool Loser, It Amused Me

ENFP: The Pollyanna, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Allergic to Routine, The Wonka, Revenge Before Reason

mbtimonologue:

INFJ: Memory Manipulation - Ability to erase or enhance the memories of another person.

INTJ: Possession - Ability to take control and inhabit the body of an individual.

ESTP: Telekinesis - Ability to manipulate and control objects with the mind, often in ways not visible to the naked eye.

ESFP: Super Strength - Ability to have a level of strength much higher than normally possible given their proportions.

INFP: Metamorphosis - Ability to change one’s physical, biological form to mimic the appearance, characteristics and/or power set of other individuals.

INTP: Mind Control - The ability to alter the perceptions of others, and general ability to control the actions of others with the mind

ESFJ: Animal Communication: Ability to communicate with animals, birds and even aquatic creatures and convince them to perform tasks to help oneself or others.

ESTJ: Telepathy - Ability to read the thoughts of, or to mentally communicate with others.

ENFJ: Omnipresence - Ability to be present anywhere and everywhere simultaneously.

ENTJ: Cold and Ice Manipulation - Ability to reduce the kinetic energy of atoms and thus reduce temperature, can be used to control, generate, or absorb ice.

ISFP: Animal Morphing - Ability to take on animal forms. May be able to take on the abilities of the altered form.

ISTP: Superhuman Speed - The ability to move, run, fly, react, think, and sense at speeds much faster than a normal human. Those with this ability also have accelerated brain activity which allows them to process sensory information so fast that everything seems to be moving in slow motion while the user moves at normal speed.

ISFJ: Elasticity - Ability to stretch, deform, expand or contract one’s body into any form imaginable.

ISTJ: Time Travel - Ability to travel back or forth through time.

ENFP: Teleportation - Ability to move from one place to another without occupying the space in between.

ENTP: Weather Manipulation - Ability to control or mentally affect the weather. This includes the ability to generate various natural phenomena (rain, tornadoes, lightning, ocean currents, etc.) or control the intensity of the weather.

depictio:

enfp: curiousity, bright eyes, sunflowers, artsy aesthetic pictures, sudden laughter, looking someone in the eye, concert tickets, glitter, feeling at home, fresh smells

enfj: campfire, picking out what to wear somewhere, long rants about things you care about, post-it notes, little smiles, encouraging words, compassion, mood swings, neon lights

esfp: new videos of your favourite youtubers, picnics, shivers, acoustic guitars, realising that you are in love, little notes scribbled onto paper, plants

esfj: waking up knowing that the day will be great, getting to know new people better, polaroids, colourful notebooks, the sea, talking to your best friend about things you can’t talk about with anybody else

infj: astronomy, lilac sky, wanting to know the reason for something so badly, holding in tears while smiling, maps of places you want to visit, book piles, late night conversations

infp: sketchbooks, self-made playlists, hopes for the future, reading a book for the hundreth time, obsessing about something, caring too much, finally finding someone who understands

isfj: galleries, cycling through the city late at night, nostalgia, “the one song”, the moon, suddenly being overwhelmed with emotion, buying yourself new flowers to place next to your desk, enjoying the first minutes of the day in bed

isfp: reassuring words, making your hair look perfect, little poems, waterfalls, lace, loving your friends more than anything, wanderlust, smell of roses

intj: reading a book while being on a social event, raised eyebrows, quick thoughts, structures, skyscrapers, an empty street at night, crystals, wit and sarcasm, cold evenings, eye bags, forgetting about your surroundings

intp: spending hours on wikipedia, always looking for the right answer, dusk, petrichor, cold air, first days of winter, everything finally making sense, writing ideas down, searching for the right words, being really passionate about something

istj: postcards, rings, flea markets, rivers, city trips, black and white photographs, to-do lists, gentle nods, taking someone’s hand, everything working out how you thought it would

istp: graffiti, holograms, city’s at night, rollercoasters, electric guitars, black holes, connecting two ideas

estj: ancient ruines, sculptures, skylines, first snow, justice, the feeling of doing the right thing, glory, hard work

estp: loyality, glass figures, blizzards, cold colours, paradox

entj: smokings, black grids, power, mansions, the sounds of high heels clicking, assuring yourself that you are going to suceed, having the perfect plan, standing on top of a skyscraper, tension, galas, freshly printed magazines

entp: excitement, knowing that you can’t stop now, i-don’t-care-but-i-do, smirks, waiting for people to reply, eyes widening, “what if…”