wizzard890:

where is this idea that ivanka trump is some kind of fashion icon coming from? oh yeah wow, forty identical sheath dresses in jewel tones and nude stilettos, step aside jackie o, this cbs weather woman is here to shake things up

planetfatness:

overheard a girl’s phone conversation on the bus where she angrily asked the person on the other line why she had to call on someone else’s phone - “why did you block my number?? yes you did! then why didn’t you answer my calls or texts???” and i was like damn, this girl is mad, i kinda feel bad for whoever she’s talking to. then she said “no, grandma, LISTEN” and i was like grandma, the fuck? how could you?

ultrav-iolet:

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You must be:

• swift as the coursing river
• have all the force of a great typhoon
• have all the strength of a raging fire
• mysterious as the dark side of the moon

foryourhealth:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

imagine this site during the OJ trial

HE DID IT HE ACTUALLY PUT THE GLOVE ON IM SCRFEAMIN SHFAJFSDHJF